Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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