can u get pink eye on your cock?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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