He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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