Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Umm I'm too high to move.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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