You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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