Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The air taste purple.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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