nut hugger
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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