trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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