She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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