Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
