Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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