So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We left the knife in your bed.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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