I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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