Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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