Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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