Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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