"it" just moved
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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