In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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