Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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