dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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