i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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