ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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