Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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