dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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