I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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