Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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