Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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