brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
