I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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