good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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