i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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