I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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