My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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