Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
this will be a night to untag.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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