i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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