it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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