I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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