One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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