I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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