Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize
