is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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