Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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