you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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