At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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