He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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