Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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