He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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