I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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