thus making me awesome and them whores
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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