Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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