And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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