omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Your penis caused this!
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