The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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