Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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I believe in your delicious
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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