you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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